By Rebecca Schoenkopf

PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH ME:
Phil Angelides. (His wife said so.)

Some city commissioner from San Francisco.

Every old person from Orange County ever.

My boyfriend State Sen. Gil Cedillo. (And if not, that’s on him.)

I’m pretty sure South County Labor guy Ray Cordova, though he may still just be carrying a torch for my girlfriend Sandra Ramos instead.

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME:

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom.

Long Beach Firefighters union guy . . . John, maybe?

The guys from Angelides’ campaign who are still trying to act un-offended by my calling their campaign a “clusterfuck” and “amateur hour” and ratting them out to their boss, Phil Angelides, who is in love with me.

My mom’s boyfriend Jerry Brown.

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