This reminds me of the time that my grandma tried to convince me that she was ‘hip’ and ‘with it’ because she’s ‘on the email’ and because she is hip and with it I should come over more to play Go Fish and help her make noodles.
Great tidings and broken English:
—–Forwarded Message—–
From: Microsoft Award <mr.petersonjones2@hotmail.com
Sent: Feb 12, 2008 12:10 AM
To: Will Swaim <will@thedistrictweekly.com
Subject: CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!
Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10 United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E
Dear Winner,
CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!
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