ILLUSTRATION by JOE MCGARRY
Beachwood BBQ (131 1/2 Main St., Seal Beach 90740. 562.493.4500; beachwoodbbq.com) began as a little brick box, a place just steps from the sea, where racks of slow-smoked ribs met an equally appealing (and ever-changing) mix of craft beers. The restaurant is nearing its second anniversary now, and with one expansion behind [...]

I got into work last night for the first time since returning from SXSW and this was in my little waitress cubby box:

Don’t hate me, man. Hate the blowjobs.