Tues | Jan 22 Rumors of rain.
Wed | Jan 23 Dear God! Is that . . . WETNESS!?
Thurs | Jan 24 A tornado warning. In Long Beach. How gauche. Look, we’re earthquake people, so much more primal and old money. Ditto mudslides and brush fires with their spectacular images of destroyed multimillion-dollar homes. Tornadoes? So [...]

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So Tiger Woods won a golf tournament today–the Buick Invitational, for the fourth straight year–and off we go. The win figures to launch the interminable golf season back into its comfort zone of discussing whether Woods will win the Grand Slam as well as what he really thinks of that loudmouth Rory Sabbatini.
And that means [...]