‘The Rocker’ does not totally suck
As the lights dimmed before The Rocker, a kid behind me—trying to scare his sister—moaned, “The Reapah’s heeah! THE REEEAPAAAH!” Good one, kid behind me. That joke was both funnier and more metal than the movie that was to come.
Robert “Fish” Fishman (Rainn Wilson, in his first leading role) is [...]