Earth Crisis: The Fart Face Tapes

PHOTO by LUKE MCGARRY
Let’s dig a hole so deep that we’re hanging lanterns on dinosaur jawbones and see what’s (supposedly) underneath Earth Crisis, the vegan straight-edge hardcore band who instituted the most rigorous musical vernacular since Bad Religion (“Firestorm”) and who metastasized out a secret prank band—which is a joke [...]

The key points: (1) Bush did not create the War on Terror, no matter what the haters say, (2) global warming has been trumped up to distract people from the growing threat of Islamic terrorists, and (3) the hegemony of the left must end before we all die.
Speakers are scheduled to appear at Pepperdine, [...]