Darth Vader

PHOTO by ROSHEILA ROBLES
Fans of Star Wars and hard liquor rejoice! After years of playing with Long Islands, Red Bull/vodkas and Jäger Bombs, there’s a new contender on the scene: Darth Vader. Dreamed up by Kristin, a bartender at new downtown watering hole the Cellar, the drink—to quote the Dark Lord—made me “sense something, [...]

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