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Remember Michael Moore’s thesis in Bowling For Columbine as to why Americans are so violent—we’re scared out of our frigging minds. Well, we wake up this morning to find out all we have to fear is fear itself. And hospitals. And freeway tunnels. And staph infection superbugs. And AIDS—though not as much as staph infection [...]