Posts Tagged ‘social security’

WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S III: SOCIAL SECURITY SILLYNESS

January 9, 2008

WOAHH! Seriously? WHAT?!
Some dudes in New York actually pulled a W@B’s and wheeled their dead friend’s body down to their local neighborhood Pay-O-Matic (Pay-O-Matic? This must have been written by scabs. STAY STRONG WGA!) so that they could cash his social security check. Unfortunately, the two were arrested on charges of fraud before they could [...]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

January 2, 2008

Three P-T round-up stories get 2008 in the boat and hit it with the oar
Round-up stories in newspapers are usually a double negative: horrific to write–lotsa busy work, little pay-off–and life-shortening to read. Like weather stories.
And so without further ado, here are three round-up stories from recent issues of the Press-Telegram. But good ones–chock fulla [...]

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN

November 13, 2007

It’s only fitting that our first CEO President should also be our first Successories President

President Bush recently spoke with David Asman of Fox Business Channel, who decided to ask the tough questions, like:
What’s your biggest disappointment? “Social Security”
What’s your biggest success? “You know, I would say the advance [...]

 

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