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Weary lols abound in Karcher obits re: Paris mopping wet hood, but allow me to show you how there is good in all things because that “I love Paris in the springtime song…” is sung by real-life human and true-life lucky-to-have-her songwriter Eleni Mandell, who knows a worthwhile laff when one is presented before her [...]