WOAHH! Seriously? WHAT?!
Some dudes in New York actually pulled a W@B’s and wheeled their dead friend’s body down to their local neighborhood Pay-O-Matic (Pay-O-Matic? This must have been written by scabs. STAY STRONG WGA!) so that they could cash his social security check. Unfortunately, the two were arrested on charges of fraud before they could [...]

The candidate and the corpse fuckers
If you heart Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor and current darling of Republican primary “values voters”, because he’s the first major party presidential candidate to publicly equate homosexuality with necrophilia, I’ve got some bad news. Turns out Mike Huckabee doesn’t think being gay is the same as fucking corpses. [...]