* McCain gets his delegates
* Huckabee has already conceded
* Rumor has it that Bush will endorse McCain tomorrow
* Obama takes Vermont (no one is surprised)
* Clinton gets Rhode Island
* Ohio and Texas Democratic races too close to call

Obama snaps up Virginia with ease and is doing the same in Maryland and D.C. Clinton continues to write off Obama’s relatively small-state wins and is looking ahead to March 4th and the contests in Texas and Ohio. When the night is all over, however, Obama will have a definitive delegate lead. Hillary is putting [...]

So says Mike Huckabee.

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Yesterday’s contests all fell for Obama: clear double-digit victories in Washington, Nebraska and Louisiana. The Clinton campaign had all but conceded that Obama would sweep the Saturday vote, but according to which news source you follow, those victories now put Obama ahead of or in a virtual tie with Clinton in the all-important delegate count.
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Chuck Norris’s craggy yet oddly immobile face has been bobbing over Huckabee’s shoulder for weeks and weeks (really, he looks like an ancient Muppet with malignant melanoma). That’s a good thing, because even though his televised image frightens children, we know that if he’s over there then there is little chance of running into [...]

The candidate and the corpse fuckers
If you heart Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor and current darling of Republican primary “values voters”, because he’s the first major party presidential candidate to publicly equate homosexuality with necrophilia, I’ve got some bad news. Turns out Mike Huckabee doesn’t think being gay is the same as fucking corpses. [...]

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Everyone’s talking about Mike Huckabee–some in favor of bringing back his heavier days (above), some proclaiming him the GOP’s easy-going alternative. Most of the talk, however, is about how the DNC is just clamoring for a matchup against the Arkansas Governor, an easy bout they figure will take no more than a single [...]

Could Hillary really do worse than Bush?
While you were reading Jon Pareles’ blog on the CMJ Music Festival or watching Boston beat Cleveland in the American League final, Republican presidential contenders on Sunday night’s Fox News-sponsored Republican debate revealed the real threat facing America: Hillary. You had to wonder if they were joking: Arkansas Gov. [...]