Great tidings and broken English:
—–Forwarded Message—–
From: Microsoft Award <mr.petersonjones2@hotmail.com
Sent: Feb 12, 2008 12:10 AM
To: Will Swaim <will@thedistrictweekly.com
Subject: CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!
Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10 United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E
Dear Winner,
CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!
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