A very unnatural phenomenon
Much scarier than the Island of Lost Meals we told you about yesterday is an unnamed island 1,000 miles off the California coast,

So, apparently those pirates who hijacked a Japanese ship full of benzene off the coast of Somalia over the weekend are still steaming away for parts unknown–possibly the Island of Lost Meals–with a U.S. destroyer in some sort of pursuit.
Now comes word via your friends at Associated Press and CNN.com