Gobstopper Martini

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With spring officially here, we’re all looking for an excuse to sit in the sun and enjoy an afternoon cocktail. Tired of staying out till last call and seeing the same people in a dimly lit room? Venture over to the Yard House during happy hour, where I recently sat down [...]

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On those days when you’re rehydrating or simply just over coffee, water and boring old soda, head to Village Grind and order a liquid elixir. Made with sparkling water and one of the shop’s yummy elixirs, the drink is refreshing—not too sweet, not as boring as it sounds, with elixirs made from [...]

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I had single-handedly killed a bottle of wine when some friends invited me to meet them at Utopia, and although I’d never stepped inside the East Village restaurant, the chianti buzz obliged. Now, common sense would dictate that I should have stuck with wine—but common sense was nowhere to be found. Instead, [...]

Cap’n Crunch Milkshake and Malt

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Oh Cap’n, my Cap’n: You’re in milkshake form now? It’s true: Carl’s Jr. has decided to corner the cereal-for-dessert market by unleashing a Cap’n Crunch-flavored shake and malt. You could argue that more flavorful cereals (like Cocoa Pebbles or Lucky Charms) would be a better fit for the [...]

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Only at the Prospector: The Hallucination Shot, a delightful-for-those-who-can-handle-it combination of hazelnut Kahlua, milk and absinthe, the barely legal liquor that may or may not have skewed van Gogh’s madness toward ear-slicing territory. Despite absinthe’s infamy, it puts this foaming formula for fun on par with a White Russian—should the Russian decide [...]

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Walk into O’Connell’s Cocktails early on a Wednesday night and you’ll find a few questionable characters slouching over the bar, Winehouse’s Back to Black playing on the jukebox and the man behind the counter standing with his arms crossed, looking tougher than your dad ever could. This is Bob, and Bob called [...]

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After spending last month under a rare statewide rain cloud, I was craving a dose of summer—and found it down the straw of a Skip & Go Naked at Frisco’s, quite possibly the most potent glass of pink lemonade I’ve ever had. Though it’s not on the menu, Frisco’s 23-year-old general manager [...]

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Some say it with flowers. Others express their devotion with cheap alcohol and a riotous evening punctuated by inexplicable blackouts. After the discontinuation of Ripple Wine, those of us in the renter’s district have searched high and low for a Champipple (champagne and Ripple) substitute. Enter Chamcisco. Champagne and Cisco. The champagne [...]

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I rely on morning coffee so heavily I’ve begged my girlfriend to let me put a coffeemaker next to the bed. Girlfriend says that if I put one there, I should buy a new bed—for my new apartment. So instead each morning I wake up just like everybody else, do my oblutions [...]

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When one of your New Year’s resolutions is to pry yourself away from the computer and actually have a social life with real people, you don’t pass up the chance for a girls’ night out at Bono’s. With this in mind, my express purpose for the evening was catching up—and while at [...]