Warning: ‘Cabaret’ spoilers below. Keep reading!

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I AM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING OF CABARET. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING OF CABARET, STOP READING! (Don’t stop reading!) AND ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW THE BOB FOSSE FOSSTACULAR STARRING LIZA MINNELLI THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW [...]