I saw this. I care deeply about monsters and (SPOILERS)

‘Cloverfield’ more than just ‘The Blair Godzilla Project’

Cloverfield opens with no credits, just a creepy and cryptic military caption on a recorded video—coincidentally, the one we’re about to watch. We meet Rob (Michael Stahl-David), a late twenty-/early thirtysomething Manhattanite gearing up to take a job overseas (in Japan, of all places). Meanwhile, his brother and [...]

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How was my main monster? Did he drastically redevelop New York City? Did he chuck an aircraft carrier into a landmark? If not, would you like to help me script a movie where a monster chucks an aircraft carrier into a landmark? I’m working on the Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls of monster movies.