This Week: Feral Tenure

PHOTO by DANIEL DE BOOM

Tues | JULY 8 Mental revenge.
Wed | JULY 9 Jesse Jackson mumbles something about cutting Barack Obama’s nuts off into an open Fox News microphone, resulting in a minor scandal and an automatic offer of an auxiliary anchor position on the Fox affiliate of his choice. Jackson later [...]

This just in via the District inbox: Cats love us!

i found this cute little guy wandering down the alley by my house around midnight last night. i’d love to keep him but fred savage (the cat) might not appreciate the docile intruder. so, i’m posting flyers and hoping to find its real family, but if i don’t hear from anyone, the guy working graveyard [...]

Without paying Southern California Edison
I dig candles—so much so that on any given evening, the little balls of flame can be found illuminating my living room, adding pleasant scents and slices of natural night (screw you, Southern California Edison). But with four cats (yes) there’s always the concern that one of my mischievous friends will [...]