Cap’n Crunch Milkshake and Malt

PHOTO by ROSHEILA ROBLES
Oh Cap’n, my Cap’n: You’re in milkshake form now? It’s true: Carl’s Jr. has decided to corner the cereal-for-dessert market by unleashing a Cap’n Crunch-flavored shake and malt. You could argue that more flavorful cereals (like Cocoa Pebbles or Lucky Charms) would be a better fit for the [...]

Weary lols abound in Karcher obits re: Paris mopping wet hood, but allow me to show you how there is good in all things because that “I love Paris in the springtime song…” is sung by real-life human and true-life lucky-to-have-her songwriter Eleni Mandell, who knows a worthwhile laff when one is presented before her [...]

Or “No, he didn’t talk me out of an abortion.”
Word comes this morning that Carl Karcher–the man who launched a thousand Carl’s Jr. restaurants–is dead at age 90.