Weary lols abound in Karcher obits re: Paris mopping wet hood, but allow me to show you how there is good in all things because that “I love Paris in the springtime song…” is sung by real-life human and true-life lucky-to-have-her songwriter Eleni Mandell, who knows a worthwhile laff when one is presented before her [...]

Tues | Jan 8 Oh, what a simpler pursuit politics must have seemed for Arnold Schwarzenegger when all it required was gathering together a few star-struck rubes and intimating your opponents were either homosexual, transgendered or didn’t smoke cigars. Back then, 2003, the thing he told us he could do best was handle money. The [...]

Or “No, he didn’t talk me out of an abortion.”
Word comes this morning that Carl Karcher–the man who launched a thousand Carl’s Jr. restaurants–is dead at age 90.