TV’s Dr. Phil wants to hug it out with the Second District’s convicted sex offenders
Britney Spears: so yesterday! Dr. Phil McGraw–television’s Oprah-approved, magnolia-mouthed mother hen–has a new cause celebre: the convicted sex offenders who live in that vintage Streamline Moderne apartment complex in the 1100 block of East First Street.

Our no-nonsense Lindsay Lohan Voters Guide Britney Spears to the February ballot initiatives Paris Hilton
They said you weren’t smart enough.
They said you wouldn’t read this.
They said you weren’t interested in what really matters Britney Spears’ restraining order.
They said you were obsessed with trivial celebrity and entertainment news Anna Nicole’s baby daddy to care about the [...]

Tues | Jan 1 Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2008 is as great and enlightened and peaceful as 2007 . . . wait . . .  Anyway, I changed my usual routine for ringing in the New Year—equal parts Gatorade and crème de menthe—and instead chaperoned my son’s first boy/girl shindig, or, as he proudly [...]

To all those living under rocks: following in Britney’s trail of unwanted children, her 16 year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, has officially announced that she is three months pregnant . The father is her equally as juvenile boyfriend (whom she supposedly met at church in Lousiana). As the star of a Nickelodeon show, Jamie Lynn lives [...]