A 65-year-old Texan called into Fox News Radio’s Tom Sullivan with this gem: Obama sure sounds a lot like Hitler. It’s not the message or the style, the caller said, just, you know, the inspiration. Sullivan lapped it up and decided to mash together a few clips of Hitler with some of Obama’s greater hits. [...]

Words cannot describe how great this is:

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This reminds me of the time that my grandma tried to convince me that she was ‘hip’ and ‘with it’ because she’s ‘on the email’ and because she is hip and with it I should come over more to play Go Fish and help her make noodles.

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Obama snaps up Virginia with ease and is doing the same in Maryland and D.C. Clinton continues to write off Obama’s relatively small-state wins and is looking ahead to March 4th and the contests in Texas and Ohio. When the night is all over, however, Obama will have a definitive delegate lead. Hillary is putting [...]

So says Mike Huckabee.

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Yesterday’s contests all fell for Obama: clear double-digit victories in Washington, Nebraska and Louisiana. The Clinton campaign had all but conceded that Obama would sweep the Saturday vote, but according to which news source you follow, those victories now put Obama ahead of or in a virtual tie with Clinton in the all-important delegate count.
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Mitt Romney, wealthy corporate sleazebag, flip-flopping politico and apparent all-around assbite, doesn’t have enough money to buy the presidency. He’s taking his hair products and going home — wherever that is: Massachussetts? Michigan? Utah? Wyoming?
Romney announced this morning that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican nomination for the presidency after blowing a big chunk [...]

Or, how to make sure your vote counts
There’s still about three hours left before the polls shut down, but if you’re registered as Decline to State, you may want to take all the time you have.

Chances are this won’t be over by the time tomorrow becomes far less super, but the candidates are spreading themselves thin today to try to canvas every last corner of the electorate. Here’s a quick rundown:
According to polls, Obama has met Clinton in national polls and is polling ahead or even with Clinton in Missouri, [...]

Congress returns tomorrow and it looks like OpenCongress is ready, as they’ll be launching a major upgrade to their site to help track every vote and every politician.
Per OpenCongress:
Register an account with OpenCongress using your e-mail address and you’ll receive a profile page — “My OpenCongress” — that provides a personalized view of all the [...]