YOU TELL US!

What do we mean by "sexy"? Who the hell knows!? There was once a time we thought mullets were sexy, so don't take our word for it.

You can use this form to send us your 250 word (or less!) essay on what YOU think is sexy about long beach for a chance to win a pair of tickets to the EROTICA LA CONVENTION June 6th, 7th, & 8th at the LA Convention Center. For more info on the convention, check out erotica-la.com.

Enter your essay right here! Contest ends June 2nd, so what are you waiting for?!