Anonymous confessions of a bartender

“So I was in college, a 21-year-old strapping young bartender, and she was a girlfriend for a night. She came into the bar and started talking to me. There was a basketball game going on and the room was really loud. After talking and flirting with me for a while she decided to crawl around and start messing with me behind the bar. She ended up giving me a blow job—my cheers and shouts got mixed in with everyone else cheering for the basketball game. It was probably the best experience in my life, serving people while getting a blowjob.”

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