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“You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here . . .”
—The Amazing Criswell
This is a weird issue. For once, we’re not writing about what our city used to have—the amusement park with live ammunition, the gambling ships anchored three miles out, the downtown card rooms, the Bomb Shelter—but about what we think we had, our urban legends—the neighborhoods of little people, the killer traffic circle, the mummy. Plus, some tall tales: a flying drag racer, an indestructible skateboarder, a 12-sided house, the day one of Charlie’s Angels kissed some guy—in Downey!
This is a really dangerous issue for us. Because after reading some of what follows, you may know that’s not the way it happened at all—and feel compelled to speak. We encourage you; we need letters to the editor. And now, without further ado, our stories of strange places, unusual events and wild people. My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.
THE TRAFFIC CIRCLE—OF DEATH
Myth: Long Beach’s traffic roundabout turned on its creator, killing the hapless engineer in a wreck of ironic proportions. Some more twisted versions of the legend even claim that the designer’s son also died in an accident there—completing the, yes, circle of death.
Reality: The real history of the circle is fairly sterile: German engineer Werner Ruchti was brought in to design the thing in 1930 in anticipation of the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics, which outsourced a number of aquatic events to Long Beach. The presumption was that having a traffic circle would help remedy all those Olympic-sized Model T/Willys Knight/REO Speed Wagon-style traffic jams.
Soon after it was built, accidents dropped in the area and, in 1993, CalTrans loosened the traffic rules, turning the circle into a full-fledged roundabout. But Ruchti never died on the thing. Truth is, Ruchti went on to become the head of Regional Planning for Los Angeles County and the first director of the Department of Planning in Long Beach, eventually dying a far less sinister death of natural causes. // MILES CLEMENTS
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