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LONG BEACH’S SEXIEST PEOPLE

The District WeeklyWed. February 06
 

We asked, you answered. Long Beach’s sexiest people as voted by you, our District readers.


ANTHONY BATTS The Police Chief is smooth from the top of his dome to his highly polished persona—crisp all the way down to that seductive smile.


BLUFF PARK SAILOR We will not apologize for our rampant love of seamen—those eyes, that look, that rock hard jaw, which, as it happens, isn’t really rock hard so much as cast bronze. But what can we say? A good man is hard to find.


LISA CRAMP Our No. 1 vote getter: thirtysomething, tatted and a bartender at Alex’s Bar. Said one voter: “She’s gorgeous, funny, smart and totally cool. And her tattoos alone put her way off the top of the hot scale, don’t you think?”


JIM FALL Filmmaker and director of The Lizzie McGuire Movie. But don’t even think about laughing—that movie took in $55 million. Of course, Jim obviously has the looks for this, too. P.S. Jim, can you help us get in on the next Hannah Montana movie, Hannah Montana Presents Hannah-rama?


ERIKA FROST All signs point to sexy: The Queen Mary’s resident psychic and a woman completely in touch with her inner consciousness. Hot.


MENDEE ICHIKAWA The face and voice of Free Moral Agents—always in harmony, always beautiful.


MYRIAM JOSEPH Feel good sexy: Renaissance woman Myriam will cook you a meal, then design some clothes for your kids. It’s like having a crush on Gandhi.


NIKI RANDA One half of Blank Blue and a fraction of Fingerprints—another piece of Long Beach’s beautiful music scene.


WARREN THOMAS Elusive and enigmatic. All we can say is that you can find him fronting Grand Elegance and that the people love him. And the people are never wrong.


BLAKE WHYTOCK Everyone looks good in the Red Room and Blake’s no exception. Next time, get a wink with your beer.

ALSO NOMINATED F. King Alexander, Katie McCoy, DJ Wingard, Niccol Wiley, Michael Desmond, Ryan Ransom, Kimi Phillips, Lori Hammill, Linnea Lenkus, Chris Robinson, Donna Hilbert, Kerri Zane, Jay Day, Andy Harris, Sarah Prewitt, Mike Walter

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  1. 1

    I think it is fabulous that Long Beach has found a Phillip Seymour Hoffman look-a-like with 3 kidneys and 2 pancreases even remotely attractive, let alone sexy. Thank you, dear town of my birth! You have made this ex-diabetic proud.

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    Posted By DJ Wingard on February 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

     

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    Hey! What about me?

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    Posted By drnoe on February 8th, 2008 at 11:13 am

     

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    Warren Thomas totally knows how to keep it weird. I love that guy for all that he’s worth, and I’m honestly proud to say that he’s my brother.

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    Posted By Christina Thomas on February 8th, 2008 at 11:16 am

     

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    war rules!!!!!!!!

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    Posted By Chris Ziegler on February 8th, 2008 at 11:17 am

     

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    I see the Bluff Park Sailor listed as sexiest and I’m thinking “Well of course, duh” but then I thought “Wait, why not the Long Beach Museum of Art’s Yellow Baby?”…or is that just wrong?

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    Posted By M BHIll on February 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

     

  6. 6

    Chief Batts is undergoing some of the highest scrutiny of his career in the Lobstergate trial, and sadly, the Geriatric Journal, er… the Long Beach Press Telegram, is kicking your ASS at covering this story. Could it be that that even the mighty District Weekly has been cowed, dare I say, rendered inert, by Dr Batts’ charms?

    Prove me wrong on this, please. Review the court transcripts, look into some of the serious allegations being made in the reader comments at the end of every online PT lobstergate article, and bring us the facts the way only you and your sexy staff can. Really. Everyone one of you belongs on this Sexiest People list. Mean it!

    (Hey…. It worked for the chief on you guys, maybe it can work for me.)

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    Posted By Sam Lowry on February 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

     

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    Chief Batts head looks like an un painted Easter Egg.

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    Posted By Gordon Reyes on February 11th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

     

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    This comment has been flagged for removal.

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    Posted By Gordon Reyes on February 11th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

     

  9. 9

    RE your choice of Chief Batts as the sexiest man. There is nothing sexy about spousal abuse. I will never erase the memory of Tony’s black and blue handiwork on Laura’s face.

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    Posted By LB Taxpayer on February 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

     

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    Looks like your “sexy” cop just served us taxpayers a $4.1M lobster dinner.

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    Posted By Jimbo on February 15th, 2008 at 10:22 am

     

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    still ugly…

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    Posted By shaniqua on February 19th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

     

  12. 12

    still ugly…..

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    Posted By shaniqua on February 19th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

     

  13. 13

    …even uglier by now…

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    Posted By shaniqua on February 19th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

     

  14. 14

    WOOF! That Jim Fall sure is a hottie!!! That Lizzie McGuire is one lucky girl.

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    Posted By H Skora on February 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am

     

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    ya that mendee girl is ugly like a big fat stoopid giant geisha

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    Posted By leea on February 28th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

     

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    Lisa Cramp is so hot. She is gorgeous. What a face!!!!!!!

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    Posted By tim callahan on March 12th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

     

  17. 17

    gordon reyes must like it in the pooper

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    Posted By hussein on March 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

     

  18. 18

    Gordon reyes u obviously u never met Lisa Cramp so dont judge a book by its cover and belive me its a lovely cover

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    Posted By Bosco G on June 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

     

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    How is Lisa Cramp an insult to Coney Island? And who is this Gordon Reyes anyway? You obviously have not met the girl so until you do, perhaps keep your comments to yourself.

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    Posted By Shawn Delmonico on June 5th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

     

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    Who is this Gordon Reyes and why does he exist?
    Lisa Cramp RULES!!!

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    Posted By Jill Shirlson on June 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

     

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    Lisa Cramp was the best person I met in Long Beach.
    In my memories she IS Long Beach. Gorgeous, kind and smiley.
    The best image of LB you can find! Can you be hot AND smart?

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    Posted By Mass Z. on June 7th, 2008 at 12:38 am

     

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