Criminy!

CRIMINY! GUIDE TO SUMMER

 

By Miles Clements


ILLUSTRATION by LUKE MCGARRY

There’s no doubt that summer is a time for romance. But even if you’re in the throes of some warm-weather fling, Long Beach doesn’t want to see anything that could net an R-rating. That’s why the city gets downright scientific about what it doesn’t want you showing off, including natal clefts, perineums and, of course, the general pubic region. If you do want to get down with some summertime nudity, though, there is one legal source: the hot thespian action of local theaters and playhouses.

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