Rear Window

OLD HARBOR CT
SEAL BEACH
THURS | MAY 22 9:55AM
Evidently hoping to catch some Rear Window-style action, a Seal Beach man set out spying on his neighbors by sticking a camera in his window. There’s no word on what he may or may not have seen, but the man wasn’t as covert as he must’ve thought—the neighbors had seen the camera aimed at their backyard before. This time, however, they called the cops, asking the police to park down the street and sneak up to catch the neighbor, mid-voyeur.

PACIFIC COAST HWY
LONG BEACH
SUN | MAY 25 3:02AM A couple of teens tried to take advantage of the Memorial Day weekend by stretching their own little party well into the morning. But when the fun times ran dry (both of the kids were too young to supply their own fermentation), the teens took to more violent measures: The pair stormed a liquor store just off PCH, covering their faces with bandannas and assuring the clerk that they had guns. The haul was an important one: an 18-pack of MGD. Back at the party, the pair presumably added: “Why lie? It’s for beer.”