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Night Owls

PACIFIC COAST HWY | LONG BEACH
SAT | MAR 22 11:51PM
It was another late night on the job for a convenience store clerk who was apparently used to racking up those weary midnight hours. But the clerk got a bit of a surprise when a group of kids strolled into the store and, before the clerk could even become suspicious, took off with some merchandise. According to the clerk, the kids apparently didn’t have a taste for alcohol, passing over packs of beer and instead grabbing an armful of energy drinks before they ran out of the store and jumped into a gold sedan, desperate to keep the party alive.

OCEAN AVE | SEAL BEACH
SUN | MAR 30 4:45PM
The last gasps of the weekend turned to frustration for one resident who, for some unknown reason, began hitting his head against a wall. It was with that insufferable pounding that a neighbor called police—only to find that the troubled man had actually taken to the streets, stopping traffic as he stood strong in the middle of the road. However, the man, who was reported to be in his late 20s, eventually calmed down and took a seat on the curb, apparently ready to be taken to the hospital for the huge gash in his forehead.

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