Vintage Plates

PROVINCETOWN RD | SEAL BEACH
THURS | MAR 13 8:25PM
Neighbors weren’t quite sure if the kid was peeing on his own car or up to something a little more perverse, but whatever was going on elicited a call to police after a man saw a teenager with his pants down standing in the street. Once police arrived, the neighbor got an answer: It turned out the teen was fresh off a Thursday night party, sufficiently drunk and, what with his pants down and all, apparently ready for an early after-party.

SEAL BEACH BLVD | SEAL BEACH
SUN | MAR 16 4:24PM
A call came into police about a reportedly suspicious vehicle: a small tan motorhome driving in circles in a shopping center parking lot. According to the caller (who was watching the vehicle on his security camera at work), there was a woman inside the motorhome whom he saw “grabbing” at a young child. There may have been a man inside, as well. But the most suspicious aspect appeared to be purely vehicular—the caller was most concerned that the motorhome looked to be from the ’80s, complete with a pair of solid blue California license plates.