Clown Posse

PACIFIC COAST HWY, SEAL BEACH
MON | JULY 9 4:20 AM
Dispatchers were alerted to what must’ve seemed a circus-like situation when a man reported that he had just been threatened with a gun. What made the circumstances unusual, however, was the supposed suspect: a man wearing a balloon animal around his neck and a brown leather jacket covered in stickers. As the man allegedly brandished his gun in the early-morning darkness, the caller dashed inside a nearby bar and waited for the police. The responding officers couldn’t do much, though, as the joker had already mounted his bike and rode away—presumably pedaling towards some big-top hideaway.

UNKNOWN LOCATION, SEAL BEACH
SAT | JULY 14 10 PM
A number of passersby spotted a drunk, elderly man in a series of incriminating acts. First, he was seen emptying his bladder onto a local business. Later, he reportedly stumbled across the street to a gas station where he allegedly slapped the hood of a parked car and punched a female bystander. Police quickly arrived at the scene but were unable to locate the white-haired man. A few minutes later, however, they found him at a nearby restaurant, belligerently claiming to be confused about how to get back to Long Beach.