By Ellen Griley

Why stick pins in a doll when you can hex your former lovers with a set of knives? Meet the Ex, a “Voodoo” knife block—which, turns out, is a smidge more disturbing than a harmless little doll. The perfect gift for just-jilted gals everywhere, the Ex comes with five knives, each one designated for a different spot in the chopping block: the head, the heart, the stomach, the thigh, and just above the knee. Ow! Whether you are seriously upset—forget him, already!—or just a little backwards in the brain, this is the kitchen aid for you. The stainless steel set includes a chef knife, bread knife, carver, utility knife and a paring knife, while the man—er, block—is made from plastic with magnetized slots to secure your slashers. Getting over him has never been so . . . twisted. Retails online for around $60. ALSO AVAILABLE AT DAVID GALINDO HOME 2815 E Broadway | Long Beach 90803 | 562.930.0033