Bare your body for the camera at Bad Kitty Photography

PHOTO by CINNAMON GRAY

Saying cheese nearly nude (or even bare-ass naked) isn’t for the timid. But once you’ve gathered the balls to bare it all, it’s safe to entrust such a delicate endeavor to the pros at Bad Kitty Photography. Spare your other half the shady homegrown booty shots and leave it to lead photographer Cinnamon Gray and her handpicked cadre of experienced, all-female shutterbugs. It’s their job to make ladies (and gents and couples) of all shapes and sizes look good enough to eat—or, well, don’t make us spell it out . . .

Signal Hill-based Bad Kitty invites you to shed your clothes (and maybe a few body image issues, too) and embrace your naked sensuality in the ultimate act of vulnerability and narcissism—boudoir photography. Here, nipples will never appear askew, pimples won’t rear their bedraggled heads and stretch marks can’t betray you. And no scalpels are necessary, courtesy of the dexterous photographers (and their trusty comrade in digital deception, Adobe Photoshop 7.0).

How much you bare is entirely up to you—from G-rated to XXX, you call the shots: fully clothed, full frontal or beyond. There are nine evocative sets, including a swanky red satin draped bed, a lilac and white tiled shower (where baby oil is substituted for water for that slippery-when-wet look), a minimalist all-black velvet corner . . . and what would a steamy photo session be without a real stripper pole/stage and a mirrored beaded curtain?

Bring your own lingerie or borrow theirs (Cinnamon is obsessively hygienic). Your photographer will personally style your makeup and hair for additional fees and also help with accessories from jewelry and “hooker heels” to feathers, riding crops and lollipops.

Best of all, your secret is safe with Cinnamon. Her team swears by a strict confidentiality policy. Just say the word and she’ll delete your encrypted digital negatives. And while printed options include easy stash scrap books, leather bound portfolios, coffee table books, calendars, mouse pads (!) and coffee mugs, really, what you do with your take-home goodies is your (and your partner’s) business.

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