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    • CommentAuthormalt
    • CommentTimeJan 9th 2008
     

    Oh your life must suck waking up at 3am, rubbing the booze out of your eyes and throwing on the same brown uniform you wear every day to hit the streets writing tickets. You perform a task more hated than the guy who checks for shoe bombs at the airport. You are more hated than the guy who urinates on the bathroom floor forcing you to put ass gaskets not only on the toilet seat but on the floor to shield the bottom of your pants from a stranger's urine. You are more hated than the lady who pays for her groceries with a check.
    You dont even drive the street zamboni because the day you went to take your driving test you were a half bottle in on some cutty sark your uncle gave you for graduating high school.
    Heres my $35 and the two cents are on me...

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    wa-wa

    Just get up and move your car.

    • CommentAuthormalt
    • CommentTimeJan 21st 2008
     

    hahahaha...dont accept drinks from your uncle the night before your big test!