Dept: Fine Print

BEWARE THE HOT STOVE

October 29, 2008

Obama and Post-Traumatic Black Voter Syndrome

ILLUSTRATION by DANIELA ILLING
So here we are, mere days away from the most important presidential election since at least 1968, when Richard Nixon took the White House with his racially and culturally coded regressive message aimed at a fearful wedge of the white electorate. Our choice in 2008: Shall we [...]

A KAFFE KLATCH WITH WINE AND JEWELRY

July 30, 2008

At a gold party, you spend an evening with friends and get paid for your gold

PHOTO by DANIEL DE BOOM
She’s been panning for gold in Susan Ellis’ jewelry box for all of five minutes when Erin Stevenson gets a piece of bad news from her TRI Electronics gold tester.
“I want you to see this,” she [...]

THE GRAND PRIX: DEMYSTIFIED

April 16, 2008

Or how to love the invasion
Insufferably loud noise. A weeklong cross between the sound of fires at the gates of hell and the whine of mosquitoes. Overheated rubber molecules mixing with the air you breathe so that your lungs are like a wetsuit. The locust-like landings of all these people with fannypacks, wicked-looking Oakley sunglasses [...]

PROSPECTS OF WAITING

February 27, 2008

Mining for waitressing tips at Haskell’s Prospector

PHOTO by RUSS ROCA
“Come on in, anywhere that’s clean,” growls Linda Prichett—sort of—in a way that fits her still-red-in-her-sixties hairdo and somehow translates as a friendly greeting at Haskell’s Prospector.
That wouldn’t work where I wait tables, I’m thinking, stepping inside the locally legendary steakhouse. Every time I’m here (mostly [...]

THE NUT FLUFFER

February 6, 2008

(Or, how I’ve now met everyone I’ve ever needed to know)

PHOTO by ROSHEILA ROBLES
I read somewhere that, in the grand artistic scheme of things, being a porn film fluffer is akin to being the guy that walks Ashton Kutcher’s dog. Actually, it’s more like sitting on a crowded LA bus the week before Christmas, waiting [...]

VOTE, SCHMOTE

January 30, 2008

You can go vote. I have better things to do.

ILLUSTRATION by JOE MCGARRY
I was a high school senior during the last presidential election, and my friends and I buzzed about the possibilities. But most of us were underage. When November came around, we couldn’t vote.
Now I don’t care about politics. I am too concerned with [...]

HER WORLD IS NUTS

January 23, 2008

Lessons learned while feeding squirrels

ILLUSTRATION by JOE MCGARRY
Riding my bike along Bixby Park on Broadway when I notice a lady with three overstuffed bags feeding a squirrel that is leaning towards her from his position on a tree.
“Hi. You mind if I take a picture of you feeding the squirrels?”
She smiles and says that she [...]

CONCRETE JUNGLE

January 9, 2008

The LA River is teeming with birds–yeah, the LA River

PHOTO by JOSHUA PERALTA
It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon and I’m standing by the sandy banks of the Los Angeles River at the Willow Street Estuary. Although I can still hear traffic sighing over the bridge in the distance, it’s faint and soon forgotten. The sounds [...]

TOYOTA CARONA

December 26, 2007

Why does Long Beach resident Bill Napier want to ‘Free Sheriff Mike Carona’? He has his reasons–and now, one more

PHOTO by JENNIFER STOCKDALE
“Do you know who owns that weird car out there?” I asked, pointing to the strangest Toyota ever glued together—part camper, part car, part spaceship and the part that most interested me, a [...]

LET IT SHINE

December 19, 2007

Gerry Paules’ one-man campaign to keep California sunny

PHOTO by ZACK PIANKO
If you’ve driven by Gerry Paules’ barber shop at Bellflower and Spring, next to the Christian bookstore, you might have noticed the stark blue and red sidewalk panels in front of the door. You might also have noticed the enormous banner draped above the entrance: [...]

 

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