District Daily, Staff Infection
YUCKLAHOMA! LITTLE OKIE DISSES L.B. DOOKIE!
Seven paragraphs into Press-Telegram reporter Kelly Puente’s story on the latest closed-because-of-contamination of Long Beach’s shoreline comes perhaps the most-damning judgement yet of the local waterfront.
“Long Beach is a sewer,” said Kat Johnson, a 16-year-old who is visiting from Oklahoma.
Yes, Oklahoma!
And the teenaged Okie clearly knows her dookie. Long Beach’s waters were off limits Wednesday because 20,000 gallons of raw sewage leaked into Compton Creek, then into the Los Angeles River and then–thanks to a reconfiguration to steer it away from the Port of Long Beach–onto the city’s recreational beaches.
It was the fifth time this year that a sewage spill closed the local beaches, reports Puente. Three of the spills occurred outside of Long Beach and leaked down the L.A. River, but two apparently originated in the city.
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Friday, November 21
- Karaoke with Tom Terrific @ Clancy's
- Flyer @ Buster's Beach House
- Karaoke @ The Prospector
- The Night Shift @ Paradise Piano Bar
- Karaoke w/ Tim @ The Liquid Lounge
- DJ Lou Screw @ The Hawaiin Room
- Boy's Room @ Executive Suite
- Debra's Girls @ Ripples
- Ming @ Taco Beach
- Eugene @ Portfolio
- Cliff Wagner @ The Pike
- Envy @ V20
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