Browsing Internet this morning I came across something highly disturbing via BoingBoing:

Apparently there is a faction of crazies enthusiasts who wish to spend eternity drying out the eyes and sinuses of bright-eyed young park-goers by having their remains scattered in Disneyland rides. Taking into account my family’s love for the park and my love of touching everything and thumb sucking as a child, I estimate that I ingested portions of at least four different people by the time I was eleven.

Oh the horror of it all.

Tags: ashes, bodies, cremation, death, disney, disneyland, tasty