To all those living under rocks: following in Britney’s trail of unwanted children, her 16 year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, has officially announced that she is three months pregnant . The father is her equally as juvenile boyfriend (whom she supposedly met at church in Lousiana). As the star of a Nickelodeon show, Jamie Lynn lives in LA most of the year, forcing her boy toy to ditch out on his senior year of high school and move the Spears commune and be with her.

Unsupervised teenagers with raging sex drives? Talk about a baby recipe.

The response to Jamie Lynn’s heinous admission has been mixed, at best. While, the nation weeps for the state of young role models, her employer is giving her a supportive hug, Brit is stocking up on “Momma 2 B” tank tops and Mary J. Blidge sends the bastard best wishes.

The only one suffering through all of this (aside from the baby itself) is Jamie Lynn and Britney’s mother, whose parenting book has been “delayed indefinitely” since the news. But, really, who offered it to her in the first place?

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