This Week: The Funniest Thing Ever, Pride and Voodoo Dolls

“Control Z is one of the sharpest, funniest columns in alternative journalism. Consistently funnier than anything else, ever.”
The Ghost of Robert Frost on CONTROL Z

“I’m David, the wannabe lesbian in this article, and I want to state that I am going to Long Beach Pride. I’ve always loved LB Pride and and Long Beach.”
David on QUEER, AS FOLKS

“That takes it into scumbag territory.”
Nancy on SLEUTH TO PSYCHO

“You got me! A phony hypocrite, man feels good to get that off my chest, thanks.”
LBRez on COUNCIL’S BAD JUDGEMENT…

“I’ve got a new pair of Vise-Grips and my neighbor’s knitting me a headline-writer voodoo doll.”
Sam Lowry SLEUTH TO PSYCHO