I never used or even advocated oinkism (invite hassles, ratio hassles, lack of the specialized Roky Erickson torrents available at the Texas Psych unit) but sadness and frustration blogs deep today so as someone still uncomfortably constricted by human empathies I will present you several alternatives, none of which I also ever used because I’m so debased that the only music that even registers its presence for me costs about $21.78 a minute (plus shipping) on the only acceptable format, which is VG+ or greater original vinyl rescued from some basement.

Too bad SLSK took a bath because that was great for a while. Maybe it still is. I choose not to know. The best new digs for the stealie set are sharity blogs, where kind jerks post complete archived albums of unfindable goodness for other less-fortunate jerks to enjoy, and thus the jerk cycle reproduces in perpetuity. Just type in the word itself and you’ll do OK. I can’t just start listing places to go because that’s awful narc ratism. Besides, if you refuse to pay for records, you deserve to do extra work.

However, here are some hints.

Google’s blogsearch engine drags the swamp with their usual robo stamina and enthusiasm. What do you want? Type, find, mooch, guilt. Instant results updated instantly.

Funfail and its million buddies scan overseas archive sits for whatever words you want: Creedence, Clearwater, Erickson. Spot .rars of stuff you won’t find or buy.

PodTube and iTube and stuff like that lets you make mp3s out of YouTube clips. Live Roky, live Gedou, live Webb Pierce.

Also while I’m doing this: iPods are kind of weak. Get the Creative Zen Nano. It has a name that repels all casually thinking customers (it is the Be Bop Deluxe of MP3 players) so it costs like $30 desperate dollars and it has a radio, a microphone to record, 1 or 2 gigs of memory and it doesn’t care about stupid iTunes or anything. You just plug it in any computer you want and steal all you can handle. And it runs off gas station AAAs and it never complains ever. I dropped mine in an airline toilet and fed it to an pushy golden retriever and even just yesterday it was still working fine, though I never found the battery cover, but it doesn’t even care. It’s pretty good.

Now I am done with this, a blog.

Tags: animal, creedence, file sharing, illegal downloads, joe bussard, Music, nudes, oink, psychedelic, ratism, riaa, roky erickson, torrents, youtube

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Emile Nitrate 10 months ago 1 point
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As someone who has never once stolen anything, I find this blog post abhorrent.

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Chris Ziegler 10 months ago 1 point
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steel ballz

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BK lovely 10 months ago 1 point
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I want to open rar formet file

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bark2007 10 months ago 1 point
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Emile Nitrate hasn't stolen anything except my time reading his (her?...his) post. Although, how often do we get to use "abhorrent". Not often, so kudos Emile. I do like that. As a tribute your piety and clean hands, I will use that word often in the coming days.

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