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O CHRISTMAS TREE

 

If you caught Heavy Metal Vomit Party last month at Koo’s (or our interview with him), you could not have missed Skullphone’s ten foot tall silkscreens debuting his line of gilded — and glittery — ornaments. As it turns out, I am currently the proud owner of one of said ornaments. And as the only ornament I own, it is now reigning supreme, as the haphazard replacement angel, overlooking all poorly-wrapped presents from the top of my 3 1/2 foot tree.

When it’s not smooshed between Josh Groban and the Godfather, this is what it looks like:

Pretty intense, huh? They also come in plain silver and disco ball-encrusted, but I prefer mine smattered with random patches of gold glitter and thick copper drag queen makeup. You should get one. Even if it won’t come until after Santa does.

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