HAVANA (AFP) - Fidel Castro resigned Tuesday as president and commander in chief of Cuba, the online official press said. Fast-breaking related:

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There’s time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey’s Grave!
There’s a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin’ odd!
There’s a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn’s remains!
There’s a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley’s toenails when I wanna get high!
There’s a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey’s Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don’t even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

UPDATE: Was not allowed to post Fidel Castro merkin photo. (LINK FOR ADULTS ONLY NSFW!)

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