Hard not to feel a bit bummed over the departure of Jack (above) on last night’s ep of Project Runway. Dude was pretty, seemed very genuine and has a lot of talent, and even if his face morphed into something looking like a mask—well, hey, we’ve all been there. Any sort of zit/sore/staph whatever in the nose region is not only incredibly painful, it kind of makes the rest of your face go numb in comparison. So, Jack’s gone, Broadway Chris is back and I think it’s safe to say that even though we’d all love for Chris to be our big gay uncle, poor guy’s just in over his head. In happier news: Jack and Top Chef’s Dale are in lurvvve.
I love you, Bravo.

Annnnnnnd Saleisha. We all knew you were going to win—it’s rigged—but last night’s Top Model finale. Was. Boring. I know this because I watched three times: once alone, once with girl friends and once with boy friends and each time I found myself wishing that it was Lisa’s neck going up against Bianca’s legs after having eliminated Heather’s face in the semi-final round. That would have been interesting.

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