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WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S III: SOCIAL SECURITY SILLYNESS

Jeffrey GouldWed. January 09
 

WACKY FUN WITH A DEAD GUY!WOAHH! Seriously? WHAT?!

Some dudes in New York actually pulled a W@B’s and wheeled their dead friend’s body down to their local neighborhood Pay-O-Matic (Pay-O-Matic? This must have been written by scabs. STAY STRONG WGA!) so that they could cash his social security check. Unfortunately, the two were arrested on charges of fraud before they could take the stiff’s money and buy a rollercoaster for the back-yard or participate in any parades that may have been going on that day.

As a side note: Fraud?! Not Wheeling a Dead Guy Around!? Does that mean that it’s cool to run around with a dead guy in an office chair, so long as you don’t try to pass him off as a live guy for monetary gain?

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