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PIMPIN’ & POLITICKIN’
Ron Paul wins the whorehouse primary
Libertarian turned Republican Ron Paul has emerged as the presidential choice of the pimp class. Nevada brothel owner, and minor cable TV celebrity, Dennis Hof has thrown his support behind Paul– raising money for the candidate and offering special discounts for Paul supporters. And it’s not because Dr. Paul, as his supporters insist you call him, is the only gynecologist in the race (though a hard-working gynecologist and a ready supply of antibiotics are presumably important in Hof’s line of work).
No, Hof, who had no idea Paul existed until he recently heard the Texas congressman speak, has realized that Paul is everything a man who makes his living from women selling à la carte-style orifice access could want in a president. Impressed by Paul’s devotion to the free market, Hof is taking donations for Paul’s campaign from his customers, and is offering a special 2-for-1 discount to the pro-Paul. Visitors to Hof’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch who say “I’m pimping for Paul”, get two women for the price of one. “Or”, as the San Francisco Chronicle puts it, “double whatever they choose to partake of there.”
Whether the twofers are “in kind contributions” that must be reported to the Federal Election Commission, I’ll leave for better qualified (and properly condomed) students of election law to decide.
Tags: Dennis Hof, election law, Federal Election Commission, in kind contributions, Moonlight Bunny Ranch, pimp, Ron Paul, San Francisco Chronicle, whorehouse
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