Because Bike to Work Day is coming on Thursday the 15th!

That’s right on Thuersday, May 15th the streets of Long Beach will be flooded with hipsters, greenies, and the rest of the population that’s ready to get off their Audis and saddle up.

Will you be joining them, or are you going to be the jerk spewing death from your pollution mobile? Why don’t you go strangle an egret while you’re at it, huh?

To learn more about Bike to Work Day head over to lbcyclists.org.