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ATTN WENDYS: THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU

Rachel PowersWed. October 31
 

FRANK AND DEAN ARE TYING YELLOW RIBBONS TO SOMETHING, SOMEWHERE

I’m with Wielenga and Lowery: there is something unseemly about grown men waiting in the rain for hours (if not days) to hear the raspy grunts of a scruffy middle-aged guy with a bad underbite who owns the most expensive house in New Jersey. And when you consider that “You ain’t a beauty but, hey, you’re alright,” is what passes for sweet talk in the average Springsteen song, well, there’s enough heterosexual ambivalence in that line to make you wonder just how deep that waffling goes.

So let’s all take a moment to remember a real man, a man’s man, a man who expected the showgirls to be up and outta there before dawn, a man named Robert Goulet.

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    I don’t know about Frank or Dean– or even Sammy, god rest his one-eyed soul– but I do know Elvis hated Goulet. Really hated Goulet. That famous incident when Elvis shot a TV– that was because Goulet’s image was on the screen. So I like to think that somewhere tonight, in either heaven or hell, Elvis is on a shooting rampage.

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    Posted By Paul Brennan on October 31st, 2007 at 12:47 am

     

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    NAAAATURRRRRE!

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    Posted By Jeff Gould on October 31st, 2007 at 6:44 am

     

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