I imagine the old AOL ‘you’ve got mail’ guy saying that, otherwise the joke doesn’t really work.

Welcome to the internet! Home of 4chan, internet dating, spyspace, 2 girls 1 cup (you don’t want that link… trust me), and now the 5th horsewebsite of the apocalypse: Inspot.org the first website (to my knowledge, as I haven’t yet had a need for such a service) that will send anonymous e-cards to people who’me you’ve infected with STDs. Yeah, you read that properly. ANONYMOUS. E-CARDS. STDs. AWESOME!

They’re funny too!

HAHAHAHA, it’s so funny I don’t even care that my life is over!

Here’s one of my own design, I hope they use it:

…Oh Intarweb, I can only hope that the apocalypse you will surely bringeth will be swift and painless…

thanks, gawker.

Tags: e-cards, internet, screwed, std, vd