The Daily Forty-Niner, the Cal State Long Beach student newspaper, turns 60 this month, and that is a whole lot of stories about frats being put on probation. I worked on the paper for a couple of years, but had no idea it had been around that long—which figures, since the main reason I majored in journalism was that there was no math required. They’re holding a reception for the paper Friday, and I’m seriously considering attending, although I am concerned that school officials will use the occasion as an excuse to hit me up for money they say I still owe the library. Look, I’ll tell you one more time: that book on human sexuality looked that way the day I checked it out. And the same goes for Wings of Desire: The Shaun Cassidy Story.

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