The Orange County Register’s Jonathan Lansner reports today that the 1947 Bay Theatre, Seal Beach’s landmark Main Street movie house, can be yours for a mere $3.3 million.

Sadly, lifetime Netflix service would be much cheaper.

“While it’s being marketed as a potential site for a market-savvy movie buff, it also could be converted into a restaurant, office or retail space,” Lansner writes–clearly overlooking its indoor swapmeet potential.

You know what else the Bay would be good as? A movie theater! But that’s probably too obvious.

“It’s irreplaceable, one-of-a-kind real estate,” CB Richard Ellis agent Joe Miller, who represents the family that’s owned the theater since 1975, told Lansner. “If someone has a vision, they can do something with it.”

Yeah, and someone with vision–and, perhaps, a heart–could maintain it as one of the last single-screen movie theaters in Southern California.

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